Church Ridiculousness as told by Danny

Tales of the #CrazySodFam
Today at church Katherine had a runny nose (just a few snot bubbles). I naturally returned from the bathroom with a small roll of toilet paper for her to blow her nose (that alone was a fun show). 
5 minutes later...an audible fart that sounded like it came from a well-fed trucker came from our sweet 6 year-old. The poor man in front of us was blamed by his wife and the back 5 rows of the chapel were cracking up.
5 minutes later...Grant left the chapel to get some water and stepped on the roll of nose toilet paper. He made his way to the exit 30 feet away dragging the end of toilet paper that was unrolling behind him.
5 minutes later...that well-fed trucker returned with a burp. It's hard to believe she is only 6.
This is why we sit in the back.
Side note: none of this was purposeful. However, I over-reacted in my best whisper yell, "THIS IS CHURCH, NOT A COMEDY SHOW!"